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#3524: I Can't Decide
Hooray for Florida! (That was sarcasm. Perhaps irony.). Mike goes to the barber and loses something unexpected. What's all this about a "Fountain of Youth"? We shouldn't trivialize violence... and watch out for Thailand Massage guy. Eeesh. This episode of TMOS is…

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Hooray for Florida! (That was sarcasm. Perhaps irony.). Mike goes to the barber and loses something unexpected. What's all this about a "Fountain of Youth"? We shouldn't trivialize violence... and watch out for Thailand Massage guy. Eeesh. This episode of TMOS is proudly sponsored by PESTIE. For 10% off your order, go to pestie.com/TMOS.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Three, two, one.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at michaelmarasho.com Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_05]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the Michael Marasho with Michael Marasho and Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: No-to-Broadcasters always turn your microphone on.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's always really, really important when you're going to do a show to turn this thing on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that a turn this thing on?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that your textbook that you're selling?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm checking my sound.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me try the jingle here.
[SPEAKER_03]: See you there.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is every life.
[SPEAKER_02]: Woo!
[SPEAKER_03]: My golden bear is shining.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, jingles, is there anything better than radio jingles, Rob's view?
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you imagine me as a 10-year-old with a cassette deck trying to tape them off the radio?
[SPEAKER_03]: Unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_03]: First time I ever played a jingle on the radio was probably the greatest moment for me knowing, hey, I'm doing it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And do you remember what it was?
[SPEAKER_03]: because it was uh... it was w o h and in her name which was my first commercial station great powerhouse and i don't know if they even had them you know i just worry about your first jingle with your name in it uh... that was probably at uh... w a v a and can i probably a w a v a bring up what may or may not be a sore point
[SPEAKER_02]: is the fact that for years and years your name was mispronounced in all the WAAV agent goals.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don Jaronimo and Michael Mera and the list, they say aye.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I engineer there was no a aye back then.
[SPEAKER_03]: We didn't even have cell phones back then.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was actually able to listen in on the session and like you know here when they were recording the second batch of jingles for the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they put like punch me into the phone line.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wish I'd recorded it because they did a gag.
[SPEAKER_02]: First, I did correct the pronunciation of your name and they re-zang it.
[SPEAKER_02]: But they did a gag when they got to my name.
[SPEAKER_02]: They sang it entirely out of key.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just as a joke, and it was hilarious.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I want to get an update, Rob Spuak, who sounds better today than he did yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he sounded pretty good today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe that I have to give Rob Spuak the nod in recovery.
[SPEAKER_03]: over my son who is now on his third fourth of the Tuesday and Wednesday and third day of not going to school because he's a he's just dragged he's not pushed out of the woods.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well he had a physically yesterday for his golf team and they combined it with the
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, the wellness check on the other stuff he's dealing with and he has been, you know, he has been fever free, but unfortunately he's just, you know, he doesn't fake it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He really doesn't fake it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He wants to be up and running and he was just, uh, achy had to run out and get him Tylenol and that sad.
[SPEAKER_03]: As I wrote down, I am not a good caregiver, especially when he can kill me.
[SPEAKER_03]: that's uh... you know that's uh... because you're worried of his disease i have been living in uh... just a very understated uh... state of uh... you know concern over my own uh... situation because i am in that i have to be your own advocate yeah i and by the way uh... i printed this out today uh... florida is aiming to become the first u.s state to cancel all of its vaccine
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I also heard my little stream there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that guy is, you know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Governor disant is also trying to push something through legislation.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's making it a legal look both ways before you cross the street.
[SPEAKER_03]: What they're doing, it is a steady Florida procedure than the herd.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're trying to thin the herd.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, for years, didn't you Florida and to do that on your own?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we did.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think we're still good at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think you are.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm home for it's to scare the New Yorkers away.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't even come down here anymore.
