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#3663 : Call My Wife

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

June 11, 2026 · 1 hr 25 min

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[SPEAKER_07]: This episode of the Michael Marasio is brought to you by the TMOS Amazon Portal.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Right A on the season premiere of The Incredible Holt, David Banner saves a rockstar's life.

[SPEAKER_03]: Then the dukes of hers will take you on a rip-loor and race you will forget.

[SPEAKER_03]: Next on Dallas, unexpected danger threatens JR's baby.

[SPEAKER_03]: Three great season premieres this Friday.

[SPEAKER_04]: You can listen to the Michael Mery Show at MichaelMeryShow.com.

[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, what have we here?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a podcast.

[SPEAKER_01]: Fun.

[SPEAKER_01]: I want to excitement.

[SPEAKER_01]: We have today.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's the Michael Mery Show with Michael Mery.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Rob Spiewack.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now here's Mike.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm such a child, Mike, because the old TV promos and any time you can have anything that says J.R.s baby.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, when I saw you laugh at J.R.s baby, I laughed and then I didn't hit the button, so I apologize because I'm just a child.

[SPEAKER_07]: I know.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm a child.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's okay.

[SPEAKER_07]: For this job, that's almost a prerequisite.

[SPEAKER_07]: Welcome to the Michael Mary Show, Happy Thursday, everybody.

[SPEAKER_07]: It is great to be with you as per usual.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you so much for joining us on our YouTube channel as well with all the comment to use that, you know, like to pop in and say stuff, drop us a super chat, subscribe.

[SPEAKER_07]: If you will, we'd love to have you do that and like the show and hit the like button and do everything that everybody else tells you to do every day.

[SPEAKER_07]: And we would sincerely, sincerely appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know whether or not to

[SPEAKER_07]: start with what was generated about two hours ago during a conversation.

[SPEAKER_08]: I know what you have to because you came in excited with it.

[SPEAKER_07]: No, you did.

[SPEAKER_07]: Did I really?

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you're like, I've got something that's only two hours old.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right, look, you never know what people are going to say.

[SPEAKER_07]: You don't.

[SPEAKER_07]: Right.

[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I play, I hang out with old men.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's what I do.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's the game I play.

[SPEAKER_07]: Which is which one which house that's what house that's a Florida hound What's the maybe a delivery guy?

[SPEAKER_07]: What's the dog's name?

[SPEAKER_08]: Bella Bella shut up.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's a spaniel of some sort a boy can like saying it to other dogs As well as my own my own dogs, but she's not wearing headphones, so it's no good So Michael's at a friend's house today and I got picked up in the morning and I am almost certain I was out of the house because I was Going to meet with my pals right and I am almost certain

[SPEAKER_07]: that he neglected the pooches today because the leash was in the same place that it all is is the water bowl was outside of their little pen and when I when I exposed them to it was like that so he'll get a talking to boy.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: You got to get no ones.

[SPEAKER_07]: No water for him tonight.

[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think I had friends like he had when I was his age.

[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think I was even close.

[SPEAKER_07]: He's got, this has been a revolving door.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's great summer for him so far.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's just constant.

[SPEAKER_07]: Sleepovers, buddies come and buy all day, e-biking, fishing, doing this, doing that.

[SPEAKER_08]: You had friends like that when you were in your 30s, though, right?

[SPEAKER_07]: A lot of sleepovers.

[SPEAKER_07]: This episode of the Michael Marasio is brought to you by the TMOS Amazon Portal. [SPEAKER_07]: Remember to click the Amazon link at TMOSpodcast.com before you shop. [SPEAKER_07]: It's that easy. [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you. [SPEAKER_07]: Now, on with the show. [SPEAKER_03]: Right A on the season premiere of The Incredible Holt, David Banner saves a rockstar's life. [SPEAKER_03]: Then the dukes of hers will take you on a rip-loor and race you will forget. [SPEAKER_03]: Next on Dallas, unexpected danger threatens JR's baby. [SPEAKER_03]: Three great season premieres this Friday. [SPEAKER_04]: You can listen to the Michael Mery Show at MichaelMeryShow.com. [SPEAKER_03]: Wow, what have we here? [SPEAKER_01]: It's a podcast. [SPEAKER_01]: Fun. [SPEAKER_01]: I want to excitement. [SPEAKER_01]: We have today. [SPEAKER_04]: It's the Michael Mery Show with Michael Mery. [SPEAKER_04]: And Rob Spiewack. [SPEAKER_04]: Now here's Mike. [SPEAKER_07]: I'm such a child, Mike, because the old TV promos and any time you can have anything that says J.R.s baby. [SPEAKER_08]: Well, when I saw you laugh at J.R.s baby, I laughed and then I didn't hit the button, so I apologize because I'm just a child. [SPEAKER_07]: I know. [SPEAKER_07]: I'm a child. [SPEAKER_07]: That's okay. [SPEAKER_07]: For this job, that's almost a prerequisite. [SPEAKER_07]: Welcome to the Michael Mary Show, Happy Thursday, everybody. [SPEAKER_07]: It is great to be with you as per usual. [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you so much for joining us on our YouTube channel as well with all the comment to use that, you know, like to pop in and say stuff, drop us a super chat, subscribe. [SPEAKER_07]: If you will, we'd love to have you do that and like the show and hit the like button and do everything that everybody else tells you to do every day. [SPEAKER_07]: And we would sincerely, sincerely appreciate that. [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know whether or not to [SPEAKER_07]: start with what was generated about two hours ago during a conversation. [SPEAKER_08]: I know what you have to because you came in excited with it. [SPEAKER_07]: No, you did. [SPEAKER_07]: Did I really? [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you're like, I've got something that's only two hours old. [SPEAKER_07]: All right, look, you never know what people are going to say. [SPEAKER_07]: You don't. [SPEAKER_07]: Right. [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I play, I hang out with old men. [SPEAKER_07]: That's what I do. [SPEAKER_07]: That's the game I play. [SPEAKER_07]: Which is which one which house that's what house that's a Florida hound What's the maybe a delivery guy? [SPEAKER_07]: What's the dog's name? [SPEAKER_08]: Bella Bella shut up. [SPEAKER_07]: It's a spaniel of some sort a boy can like saying it to other dogs As well as my own my own dogs, but she's not wearing headphones, so it's no good So Michael's at a friend's house today and I got picked up in the morning and I am almost certain I was out of the house because I was Going to meet with my pals right and I am almost certain [SPEAKER_07]: that he neglected the pooches today because the leash was in the same place that it all is is the water bowl was outside of their little pen and when I when I exposed them to it was like that so he'll get a talking to boy. [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_07]: You got to get no ones. [SPEAKER_07]: No water for him tonight. [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think I had friends like he had when I was his age. [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think I was even close. [SPEAKER_07]: He's got, this has been a revolving door. [SPEAKER_07]: It's great summer for him so far. [SPEAKER_07]: That's just constant. [SPEAKER_07]: Sleepovers, buddies come and buy all day, e-biking, fishing, doing this, doing that. [SPEAKER_08]: You had friends like that when you were in your 30s, though, right? [SPEAKER_07]: A lot of sleepovers. [SPEAKER_07]: I had drinking buddies. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, and they ended up at your house. [SPEAKER_07]: I passed out on couchs. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it happened. [SPEAKER_05]: You'd stay up late at night and ride your bike. [SPEAKER_07]: for that type of activity. [SPEAKER_07]: I think guys in their 40s and 50s probably would be the top demographic. [SPEAKER_07]: Don't you start to cruise down into your 60s? [SPEAKER_07]: The idea of the motor skills required to ride a motorcycle don't necessarily get it. [SPEAKER_07]: My dad bought it in his 60s. [SPEAKER_08]: Really? [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but didn't use it much. [SPEAKER_08]: I think he just wanted to have it. [SPEAKER_08]: And then he eventually gave it to his stepson. [SPEAKER_05]: Mike, is Fort Myers? [SPEAKER_05]: Is that a big motorcycle town? [SPEAKER_05]: We are a lot of here. [SPEAKER_05]: You know, Daytona is like 45 minutes south. [SPEAKER_07]: I talk to a lot of people. [SPEAKER_07]: I talk to a lot of people that. [SPEAKER_07]: get rid of their motorcycles when they come down here because it's uh it's it's not a fun play they're just constantly sirens going here. [SPEAKER_07]: I've lived in a more populated area that doesn't have the sirens this place. [SPEAKER_08]: It's ambulances isn't it? [SPEAKER_07]: And you're like it's cops it's ambulances the other day. [SPEAKER_07]: Michael and I are coming back from where the hell were we were downtown somewhere downtown towards Naples we're coming back on Route 41 and the lights are up ahead and I go here we go again and man a fatality and it looked like a single like pickup truck [SPEAKER_07]: went airborne and came down on, uh, you know, on its cab and it's just like people go, you have the combination that I always talk about of the elderly and then the people that are slaying the dragon and going to work with their absolutely mega modified pickup trucks. [SPEAKER_07]: And this one that was on its back and by the way, [SPEAKER_07]: When it's a pickup truck, I don't necessarily know whether the person that was dead was inside the pickup. [SPEAKER_07]: Sometimes the pickup does more damage than like a semi tractor trailer and the guy walks away and everybody else gets smoked. [SPEAKER_05]: And it's Florida and sometimes that person's in the bed of the truck. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and that's true. [SPEAKER_05]: If you have to be so big you. [SPEAKER_05]: I see it all the time. [SPEAKER_08]: But there's still someone driving. [SPEAKER_08]: You're not like using pedals and ropes, aren't they? [SPEAKER_05]: I have one person driving and six in the back. [SPEAKER_07]: Sure. [SPEAKER_07]: Well, I have a fund. [SPEAKER_07]: memory of friends and events that I did with motorcycles. [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_07]: I loved it for while it was a great way to just clear your mind and get on the open road and do that. [SPEAKER_07]: I got down here. [SPEAKER_07]: I did one event on a motorcycle. [SPEAKER_07]: And did not feel safe. [SPEAKER_07]: And if you don't feel safe on a motorcycle, you're going to be right yourself, right? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I really is. [SPEAKER_05]: I sold my best book before moving to Florida with the plans to buy a new one when I got down here. [SPEAKER_05]: And that's just a road. [SPEAKER_07]: Did you have a big like Mohawk helmet on your best spot? [SPEAKER_05]: I did not have a Mohawk back then. [SPEAKER_07]: Did you have a white helmet? [SPEAKER_07]: Ah, no, I had a red helmet. [SPEAKER_05]: You had a risk. [SPEAKER_01]: There it is. [SPEAKER_07]: Get it like a regular biker. [SPEAKER_07]: How about we do a tiny European helmet? [SPEAKER_05]: No, I had a small black helmet in a small red helmet. [SPEAKER_07]: Did not get, didn't I buy Don of Espa for his retirement? [SPEAKER_07]: You did. [SPEAKER_07]: A bottom of Espa. [SPEAKER_07]: I bought my radio partner of Espa. [SPEAKER_08]: The real Italian kind that you see in the 1950s movie that takes place in Florence or something. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, always wanted a sidecar. [SPEAKER_07]: Well, see, do you sound like you shouldn't be on a scooter? [SPEAKER_07]: You should be on a motorcycle. [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I think you'd be great. [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_07]: You know what? [SPEAKER_07]: You know something, the guys that I see short men that are on motorcycles were there on their tippy toes when they come to a stoplight, you would have not, you know, your feet would be completely flat with your knees. [SPEAKER_08]: He might have to go to the big and tall motorcycle store, though, because he's very old. [SPEAKER_08]: No, you just get out of your ride comfortably. [SPEAKER_05]: That's it. [SPEAKER_05]: You know, it is fun to see the guy if you pull up on the car behind them and you see them come to a stop at the light and it's almost like they got a catch themselves from falling over when they bring the bike to a stop. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because their legs are short. [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, double legs. [SPEAKER_08]: I do enjoy that question without being too grim. [SPEAKER_08]: We talked about, you know, people turning trucks over and stuff. [SPEAKER_08]: Did you ever see? [SPEAKER_08]: I know you weren't part of one. [SPEAKER_08]: Did you ever see a nasty motorcycle accident up close? [SPEAKER_07]: No, hurt a lot about him, but I have. [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, that's lucky then. [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_07]: The stories I've heard usually, if you really want to be gross, involve real bad fast, crotch rocket motor cycle, sharing into real problems, usually pieces, body hasses. [SPEAKER_05]: I had an anapolis sheriff friend. [SPEAKER_05]: who had to pick bodies out of the parts, out of the out of a fence, because of a crotch rocket. [SPEAKER_07]: And you get these guys, you know, everybody sees them in every city in America, where you know, they're going by and they do not perceive that they are ever going to have any problem whatsoever, and that's why they drive the way. [SPEAKER_07]: We had an article written when we were like in our 20s about [SPEAKER_07]: Don and me on the show where they said I'm going to live forever attitude and maybe you do have a little attitude like that when you're in your 20s I think that's the way that's why people go to war that are younger. [SPEAKER_07]: That's the way that goes, but motorcycles. [SPEAKER_07]: I tell you I really really. [SPEAKER_07]: hate when motorcycles ride like that, but what I hate more is the potential of having something happen because who would want to witness that? [SPEAKER_07]: Who would you want to hear from that at all? [SPEAKER_05]: And what's all of our Florida that I hate on 95 it happens no matter what the speed is is the lanes splitting. [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, my fear is that I'm going to tap someone because I don't expect to call a motorcycle there. [SPEAKER_08]: I am so hyper where when I see a motorcycle on the road now based on what you told me. [SPEAKER_07]: You don't have to be, though, because of the speed you go. [SPEAKER_07]: You don't have to really be hyper. [SPEAKER_08]: Why can't it still be really coming your basement? [SPEAKER_08]: Wow. [SPEAKER_08]: I withdraw the remark. [SPEAKER_07]: You go so slow it doesn't matter. [SPEAKER_08]: I don't go that slow. [SPEAKER_07]: You go slow. [SPEAKER_07]: You're driving a grandmother. [SPEAKER_07]: You always have. [SPEAKER_08]: You know it's true. [SPEAKER_08]: You always have. [SPEAKER_08]: That's something that you made up. [SPEAKER_08]: That's not it. [SPEAKER_07]: Don road with you the first time. [SPEAKER_07]: And he said it. [SPEAKER_07]: to do that I didn't make that up don't rewrite his no, I'm not trying to rewrite his room trying to help I'm scared, he was trying to really slow scared. [SPEAKER_08]: Well, I mean to be fair, there was one of my first internduties, not the first, but one of my first was when [SPEAKER_08]: a membe

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