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#3701: Bavarian Finger Wrestling
Mike's morning begins with an open charging flap and ends with him presenting a year-old Orioles miracle to Josh like it just happened—nothing says “current events” like highlights aging in real time. As Michael juggles golf, baseball, broadcasting, and school, Dad is…

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Mike's morning begins with an open charging flap and ends with him presenting a year-old Orioles miracle to Josh like it just happened—nothing says “current events” like highlights aging in real time. As Michael juggles golf, baseball, broadcasting, and school, Dad is learning the sacred teenage-parenting art of dropping the kid off and backing slowly away. Robb introduces Bavaria's mighty finger-wrestling circuit, where lederhosen, leather loops, and dislocated knuckles turn “pull my finger” into a genuine athletic threat. The News brings body horror, baseball chaos, and an unsettlingly practical discussion of emergency road bottles. Plus, the guys discover a buffet reviewer chasing food poisoning one steam tray at a time, proving that two-and-a-half stars can still buy five-star content.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome to our show.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going to start with the race.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's got to be fucking look at our phone.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's plenty for everyone.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the Michael Marasho with Michael Marasho.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bye!
[SPEAKER_08]: Josh Rooka.
[SPEAKER_08]: John!
[SPEAKER_08]: And Rob's speedwack.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's only the beginning.
[SPEAKER_13]: And now, here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_13]: Here's when you know you're mourning is a little pandemonium like.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I dropped my kid off at his bus stop and the lady that friend of ours, Kale's mom.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's all I know.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know her first name.
[SPEAKER_13]: Just Kale's mom says your flaps open and I looked down at my flight.
[SPEAKER_13]: on the side of my car the the charging flap where the norm you'd normally have a gas tank and it's going to flap and it's open.
[SPEAKER_13]: What did you we have great experience now when that happens does all the electricity get out?
[SPEAKER_13]: No you can see it leaking out of the car.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah it's going to say like
[SPEAKER_13]: and what did she say she said oh man I get it uh we're just uh we're just struggling to get by where we're hanging in there I say we're hanging by our fingernails just trying to get the kids to the bus stop at 7 a.m. and uh it was it was an interesting morning because this involves uh Josh Sroka.
[SPEAKER_13]: I come across the very first video clip on YouTube where I live now.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think a lot of people do.
[SPEAKER_13]: You live on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's where I get all my stuff.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm just not where I get all my stuff for the show, but where I'm just relaxing and like, oh, let's see what's on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you know what if you sort of sets the tone for your for your scrolling.
[SPEAKER_10]: The first one is important.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's like it.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm like, oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, this is not my baseball team, but this is another baseball team.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is my friend and co-workers baseball team Mr. Soroka.
[SPEAKER_13]: We had a big game last night.
[SPEAKER_12]: It would make sense to be on the front of your face.
[SPEAKER_12]: So I looked and it looks legit and something like baseball.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is baseball.
[SPEAKER_13]: Put it on.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is something that's relevant.
[SPEAKER_13]: He'll love this.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I thought it was relevant.
[SPEAKER_13]: And when I say relevant and its sports, I thought it was relevant to, you know,
[SPEAKER_13]: like the last 24 hours and I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I'm watching this thing and then I call Michael over and it says something, the headline is something like Oreos have incredible ninth inning.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I'm like, oh, I love ninth inning fun.
[SPEAKER_13]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I'm watching this and it shows Yamamoto.
[SPEAKER_13]: I always remember this picture for the Dodgers because he's, you know, the same name as the guy that they named an aircraft carrier in World War II.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't believe so.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: So we were playing the Dodgers.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're playing the Dodgers.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

